Åsted Røde Arme

Krangling er ikke noe som er gøy i det hele tatt, vi katter vil helst unngå krangling og konflikter.
Sånt burde egentlig være helt unødvendig, iallefall her som vi bor, burde det være plass til flere katter.

Men så finnes det sløve katteeiere som slipper sine ukastrerte katter på ville veier, også her.


Og noen av disse vil jo ikke innrette seg etter kattereglene vi har vedtatt her i vår gate.

Nå er det faktisk snart slik at jeg kan mjaue høyt og klappe med potene i alle himmelretninger over at vi 2, den kule og tøffe Røde Arme, midt i sentrale Tigerriket på Hedemarken, har overtatt tronen som gatas overhode.

De firbeinte teppetisserene som sier voff, kaller oss sikkert gatas skrekk når de har gneldra seg ferdig, både før og etter de har passert gårdens innkjørsel.

For jeg har ved et par anledninger antydet med ett bittelitte skinnangrep at gneldring er for pingler, og bør ikke forkomme i mitt territorie.
Hverken gneldring eller tissing på høyre og venstre side av innkjørslen er lovlig, det står nedfelt i de usynlige men svært sniffbare kattereglene i Røde Armes Territorie vedtatte lov av 2016 og før det.

Gneldring svir i ørene og gir oss litt lett hodepine i etterkant, i værste fall skremmer de det som måtte være av bortkomne mus i kort gåavstand fra husdøra!

Da føler jeg sterkt for å bare lage ett lite skremmebyks i veikanten, så den iallefall nesten skiter i pelsbuksene sine!
Det er helt berettiget!

At den 2-beinte i andre enden av båndet også deltar i hylekoret, tar jeg ingen ansvar for.
For jeg har ikke hatt klørne utfor pelsranden på potene engang, bare ett nesten uskyldig hopp.

Har ikke så mye som tittet på den tobeinte engang.

Uansett, tenk om alle KATTEEIERE vennligst kunne ha kastrert kattene sine.

For nå tror jeg halve kattenorge har passerert vårt territorie og pisset ned hele eiendommen.

Mens vi har vært på reisepote, har det mest sannsynlig vært ett busslass fra
Railkattlia Puss-transport AS med ukastrerte hannkatter på sightseeing forbi her, og med innlagt pissestopp!

Den eller de bussene har vært fullastet, sannsynlig overlastet av ukastrerte raill-kattmonser.
Har nemlig hørt rykter at det finnes uhorvelig mange sløve katteeiere.

Røde arme omringer en svart inntrenger!


Det lukter og forpester hele nabolaget, tenk om vi får skylden for all denne skvettingen, vi som har rene rosenduften i forhold!

Vi klarer nesten ikke å kjenne ett snev av møkklukta fra naboenbonden som er kommet i gang med våronna.
SÅ ILLE ER DET!

Siden vi stadig har vært både på forretningsreiser og litt mer avslappende feriedager, blir det veldig travelt med sniffing og overmarkering ved hjemkomst.

Da er risken stor for å dra på oss betydelig slitasje med såre neser og inntørka blærer.

Også fare for såre poter etter all traskingen, med klo-markering på stolper og trær.
Ikke minst opplever vi ømme tær.

Det siste fordi noen av disse raill-monsene er så høye, sikkert noen 9 kilos skvettbamser.
Da må vi må stå helt ytterst på tærne for å klare å slenge fra oss en rosenskvett litt ovenfor stankdråpene.

Så folkens SKJERPINGS, har du en ukastrert katt, ikke slepp den ut før den er kastrert og ID-merket!

Men, Kasper, han har jo siste året hatt ansvaret for alle konfrontasjoner med katteinnvanderere eller forbipasserende.
Fakta er at til og med den beryktede nabokatten, ikke tør passere her nå.
Hurra- hurra og dobbel mjau!

Men skal innrømme, om du lover å ikke slarve det videre, at jeg har fyrt han Kasper litt opp, kanskje overdrevet litt da med den nabokatta.

Så jeg lar Kasper ta seg av slike ting, han fikser det lett og en må jo gå i front.

Jeg står heller på trygg avstand og bedømmer kattejamret, Kaspers innsats og gir han velfortjente poeng og en og annen poteklask for moralsk støtte ved behov.

Er ganske stolt av lillebroren min som tørr å ta opp kampen med å holde territoriet vårt rent for kattpiss, ukastrerte hannkatter, og andre omstreifere.
Teppetisserene tar jeg meg av selv, men han deltar i baktroppen for opplæring.

Han kan høres ut som en blanding mellom en ensom ulv, og en litt småhysterisk damestemme på flukt fra mus i varierende tonefall, når han har slike kattediskusjoner.

I tillegg til en mandig og stiv gange, høyreist bust som om han gikk på en strømkabel med overleding.

Ikke rart de fleste katter tusler hjem med halen mellom beina.


Her er jeg observatør på noen meters avstand.

Men her om dagen var det en svart katt som gikk med med ganske bestemte poter rett mot Kasper, og da var jeg ikke helt sikker på hva som kom til å skje.
Ble nesten litt redd for Lillebroren min.

Selv om jeg hater slike kattekrangler, følte jeg at NÅ måtte jeg trå til med en hjelpende pote, før det brøt ut større diskusjon helt ut av kontroll.

Å for første gang i livet tok jeg………
Ja du får se i filmen under hva som skjedde.

Så nå er vi er skikkelig team, den Røde Arme mot ukastrerte monser og andre karra på vidvanke gjennom eller forbi territoriet vårt!

Og siden jeg er skikkelig stolt over innsatsen kan vi se det engang til i sakte film, eller vi kan godt se det pusenvis av ganger.

Tror faktisk at i kveld skal jeg ikke se Åsted Norge en gang…… heller se Åsted Røde Arme, igjen og igjen.

Mjau fra Jesperpus





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